You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

- Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)
#oh my GOD    #unreal   
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My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.


Oh bother.

im deleting this fucking website

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renly’s like i found my place in the world

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i love my boyfriend, he’s so pretty and tall. people keep telling me that he’s just a tree but they don’t know anything about love

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Remember that one time Jon Snow tried to not only be a good leader for the undermanned, starving, a bit backwards Night’s Watch, but help the frightened wildlings (and giants!) running from ice zombies and creatures of infinite winter by giving them homes and even enlisting them to man (or should I say “wo”man) the Wall, and please the only “king” of Westeros and his crazy red priestess lady who were willing to aid the dwindling Watch in their time of great need by dancing the deadly dance of diplomacy, all while trying to save his only “family” he’s aware about from a fucked up union by a man who is trying to take over his father and family’s home.

And then his own men caesar him for it.

#nice    #game of tears    #jon snow    #asoiaf spoilers   
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you are reminding me of leslie knope rn <3

i’ve never related more to a fictional character than i do to leslie knope because of our shared dedication to 47th Vice President of the United States Joseph Biden

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THE WORST to be fair i would have never gotten close to him because there was a huge crowd and he was trying to leave BUT

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9 hours ago

actually one time i was only about 30 feet away from Vice President Joe Biden at a phillies game and he was shaking hands and hugging people and i had to watch him wrap his arms around other humans without experiencing it myself and it’s the worst injustice i’ve experienced to date

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